CURIOUS ABOUT WHERE WE CAME FROM?
Well, you should have had that question answered when you were a kid. But here's where The Condom Cannon started and where we're at today.
THE PAST
The 1970's was an era most definitely built for the history books. Watergate and Women's Rights sums up the time period quite well, with enough tie dye, mini skirts, bell bottoms and hippies to last us a few lifetimes. Designed, developed, and constructed in a small town in Ohio, the slingshot that once made headlines in a 70's issue of Playboy Magazine is now making its grand return to the market - almost 50 years later.
THE PRESENT
If you were born in 1970, that would make you about 53 years old today, so chances are (unless you're old) you haven't seen the Condom Cannon in action. With a fresh design and advanced manufacturing process, we're back and ready for battle. Today, we have modernized the look, feel, and function of the world's first condom powered slingshot.
ADVERTISING DRAFTS
Just like anything, an idea usually starts with a pen and a piece of paper. In this case, a sense of humor was also involved.
WHOLESALE BUYER LETTER
Once into production, sales started to take off from retailers across the country. During this time, online shopping had not made its debut, so most of the original Condom Cannon's were bought off a shelf or through this pre-historic book called a catalog.
ORIGINAL PACKAGING
Keeping the tie dye shirts and bell bottoms in mind, the packaging for the original product did not dissappoint. It was here that the Condom Commander was born.
FEATURE IN PLAYBOY MAGAZINE
"Don't screw around with imitations that peter out after a few shots". That's the line that the Condom Commander has run with since day one. Back in the day, The Condom Cannon sold from Renegade Entertainment for $8.00 and was available in bright green, pink, or orange.
PRODUCT REDESIGN
We broke out the sketchbooks, flipped on our thinking caps, and made some modern improvements to the original Condom Cannon. Adding a bottle opener and strengthening the solidity of the handle, our Condom Cannon is ready for any battle you want to fight.
THE REBIRTH OF THE CONDOM COMMANDER
Ten-hut! The Condom Commander may have gone grey in the beard over the last 50 years... but after some plastic surgery, a facelift, a couple of anti-aging vitamins, and a new pair of aviators, his platoon of fans in the Commander Club are still reporting for duty in strong numbers.
PRESENT DAY
Well, here we sit shooting styrofoam cups off of tables, lipstick off of counters, and whatever else comes across our path, so grab a Cannon for yourself. It's at least one decision you won't regret.
$14.99
PRODUCT WILL SHIP IN MARCH 2023
Have you ever found yourself at home, at a bar, a party, or a friend's house bored out of your mind? Needing something to spice up the evening? Well, nothing screams wholesome entertainment like a slingshot powered by a condom.
